The ultimate cure for a hangover
Get up and cotch with everyone moaning about how shit you feel. Remember what happened last night and all laugh about it. Get a cup of tea. Then get a lift home. Tell your parents that you don’t have a hangover so they won’t laugh at your stupidity of drinking too much. Get in bed for a bit. Recover a little. Cook yourself a bacon sandwich and put a movie on. Eat. Chug some cold water. And finally have a cigarette. Your cured!!
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
Literally watched that scene for ages for the incredible aerial shot *film studies student appreciation*
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why was the math book sad?
had too many problems
no need to be a calcuhater
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross